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They walk among us, drive cars and vote!
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09-11-2008, 09:12 AM
One of my girlfriends girlfriends.......

GF - "Dwarves and midgets are so creepy, why would anyone choose to be that small ?"

Me - "....................What ?"

Yes, she actually believed that dwarves and midgets make a conscious decision to be as short as they are. ::bang::



I am sitting in the lounge watching the original Planet of the apes, Charlton Heston is being chased by apes on horseback.......

Sevenna - "Is that Ben Hur again ?"

Me - "yeah Ben Hur theape on horseback uncut version".




We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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[No subject] - by Liquid - 09-10-2008, 10:17 PM
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