Do those Mass Political Campaign calls really work?

[Cracker]

I don't know, miss sally, I am a disenfranchised presidential voter. Sometimes you just have to go vote so you can say, "I didn't vote for that stupid mutherfucker." Plus, they give you a "I Voted!" sticker shaped like a peach to wear all day so you don't look like a douche. I think they have those in Spanish now, too.

Holy fuck! They do: