Denial of ass kissing

[Middle Finger]

What is the purpose of kissing anyone's ass here? What is it you think somenoe gains by doing it Dick? People used to say I kissed Sinister's ass. It wasn't true. It was stupid really because what could she really do for me? Nothing. Dick is full of shit with the ass kissing nonsense.

First, you did go through an ass-kissing phase with Sinister. It was just your typical fake girlfriend bonding drama bullshit, so don't worry.

Second, the purpose of kissing ass depends on the people involved. For example, I might kiss some ass to do some flirting while signaling that I feel they deserve to be adored. I am not surprised that you need to have these types of things explained to you, soups. You aren't used to people being sweet on you unless there is, as you allude to above, "something you can do for them." Your comment is a pretty clear window into the lame sadness that is your life.