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It's not like I'm just making this stuff up.

2065a. Behold N., his feet shall be kissed by the pure waters,
2065b. which come into being through Atum, which the phallus of Shu makes, which the vulva of Tefnut brings into being.
2066a. They have come to thee, they have brought to thee the pure waters which issue from their father;
2066b. they purify thee, they fumigate thee, N., with incense.

The foot of the pyramid is the feet of the dead king (N) and it is a water collection device. All the pyramids were built on a water collection device. Atum is the source of the "pure waters" where Shu's phallus is the column of standing water. Tefnut is the spray of falling water which surrounds this upward moving column.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqPFlzwWAy4

Around the 2:12 mark you can see Tefnut gettin' it good.

The "fumigation is hydrogen sulphide (a deadly gas), carbon dioxide (a deadly gas) and copper sulphate (an emetic).

It's all there but modern language confuses everything and people can't see what they don't expect. We've been looking for superstitious bumpkins all these years and they can be seen in any mirror.