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06-01-2012, 08:53 PM

(06-01-2012, 08:31 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(06-01-2012, 07:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Meanwhile, with the men being targeted for tragic accidents and the MILFs and soccer moms also facing an unpleasant fate, I slipped off unnoticed and finished binding my raft on the other side of the island in record time. No time for goodbyes; gotta ride the tide.

Oh you're one of THOSE broads. Don't worry, I noticed you I just let you keep right on walking. We'll call if we need any wet blankets.

(ps Don't know what they told you in parochial school, honey, but it ain't fine wine down there, it doesn't get more valuable with age.)

Yep, I'm absolutely one of THOSE broads; love me my freedom. Got my mind on a fine rough-edged middle aged sailor, but I haven't forgotten about y'all. I'll send blankets with the calvary; kinda chilly on the water. But, I'm not sending the wet sticky ones. Kind of a kinky preference, btw.

(ps Yeah, I understand that you probably want to get some attention "down there" before you age out; probably a pretty normal male fear. Wouldn't sweat it.)

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If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 05-26-2012, 11:06 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Midwest Spy - 05-26-2012, 11:08 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by ramseycat - 05-26-2012, 11:11 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 05-26-2012, 11:16 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-26-2012, 01:41 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-26-2012, 01:49 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-26-2012, 02:01 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-26-2012, 02:49 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by username - 05-26-2012, 02:38 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 05-26-2012, 05:20 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-26-2012, 02:52 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-26-2012, 03:09 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-26-2012, 02:53 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by username - 05-26-2012, 03:23 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Midwest Spy - 05-26-2012, 03:27 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by cladking - 05-26-2012, 09:17 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-29-2012, 01:41 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-26-2012, 03:26 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by username - 05-26-2012, 04:28 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by ZEROSPHERES - 05-26-2012, 03:27 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by QueenBee - 05-26-2012, 04:43 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-26-2012, 05:27 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by QueenBee - 05-26-2012, 05:33 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by cladking - 05-26-2012, 09:21 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-26-2012, 09:31 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Maggot - 05-26-2012, 09:33 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by SIXFOOTERsez - 05-26-2012, 10:45 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Ma Huang Sor - 05-26-2012, 10:48 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Ma Huang Sor - 05-26-2012, 11:00 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Ma Huang Sor - 05-27-2012, 12:34 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-26-2012, 11:04 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-27-2012, 12:14 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Ma Huang Sor - 05-27-2012, 12:36 AM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-27-2012, 01:54 AM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-27-2012, 02:03 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-29-2012, 12:32 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-29-2012, 11:14 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 06-02-2012, 12:08 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 06-02-2012, 12:16 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 06-02-2012, 12:49 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 06-02-2012, 12:51 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 06-02-2012, 01:09 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by sally - 06-02-2012, 02:24 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by FAHQTOO - 05-29-2012, 07:02 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by crash - 05-30-2012, 07:01 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by FAHQTOO - 05-30-2012, 05:49 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Cracker - 05-29-2012, 08:28 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-30-2012, 05:19 AM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Cracker - 05-29-2012, 08:41 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2012, 12:41 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-30-2012, 09:40 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2012, 10:41 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-30-2012, 10:59 AM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by FAHQTOO - 05-30-2012, 06:00 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-30-2012, 11:18 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-30-2012, 10:56 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2012, 11:28 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-30-2012, 11:02 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-30-2012, 11:32 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2012, 11:42 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-30-2012, 11:53 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-30-2012, 11:55 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-30-2012, 11:56 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-30-2012, 01:22 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Jimbone - 05-30-2012, 01:32 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-30-2012, 01:34 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by ramseycat - 05-30-2012, 02:02 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Jimbone - 05-30-2012, 02:55 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Midwest Spy - 05-30-2012, 01:38 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-30-2012, 02:02 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Midwest Spy - 05-30-2012, 02:53 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by aussiefriend - 05-30-2012, 10:05 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by FAHQTOO - 05-30-2012, 05:58 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by cladking - 05-30-2012, 10:50 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-31-2012, 02:47 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-31-2012, 02:50 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-31-2012, 03:03 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Midwest Spy - 05-31-2012, 03:09 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-31-2012, 03:10 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:12 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-31-2012, 03:14 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:29 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-31-2012, 03:31 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-31-2012, 03:20 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:39 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-31-2012, 03:42 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-31-2012, 03:47 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:51 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 05-31-2012, 03:56 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Duchess - 05-31-2012, 03:53 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:54 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Eat Shit And Die - 05-31-2012, 03:59 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-31-2012, 04:14 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Lady Cop - 05-31-2012, 04:15 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by pspence - 05-31-2012, 07:24 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 05-31-2012, 04:15 PM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by HairOfTheDog - 05-31-2012, 04:48 PM

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RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by IMaDick - 06-02-2012, 03:14 AM

RE: If you were stuck on a deserted island - by Donovan - 06-02-2012, 09:33 AM

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