octo-sow going on welfare?

[Kenny Powers]

DivorceS, as more than one. You know divorce is really a failure to make a relationship work. It is a failure to commit. A failure to either stay in love or make that significant other stay in love with you. Divorce is the choice for the lazy. The easy way out.

Kenny, you are not only the coolest and most sought after celebrity on the planet, but also demonstrate a deep understanding of human psychology.

What says Kenny about those of us who choose not to enter into a marriage contract because we feel unable to commit, in good faith, to anything for a lifetime? Laziest of them all?

Kenny is pleased Hot D gets him. Kenny needs to study people in order to have an upper hand in the field. Unlike Cracker, Kenny is not fond of failure.

In regards to the unmarried ones like Kenny for example, there is no failure. Kenny is committed to the enjoyment of casual, anonymous sex with multiple partners without the hassle of a relationship. Besides, why would a superstar like Kenny settle for just one juicy snatch when he's a pussy magnet?

To Kenny, it is only a failure if you tried and and couldn't stick with it. Hot D should not enter such nonsensical travesty. Besides, she's one fine piece of ass to take off the market yet.

Kenny will get to you. And He's going to rock your world.