If I came to your house for Halloween, what would I get?

[Midwest Spy]

He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.

I could be wet & ready for less. A good example would be if he knocked that fuckin' wall out & gave me a 300 - 500 square foot closet. I'll stay ready. *nods*

I'm still learning all the time about women.

There's something to your statement about your guy working and getting you hot and bothered.

Any time I do anything around the house (usually that she's not capable of physically) she's horned up and rarin' to go.

All this time I thought it was because I was tall, handsome, charming, a great dad, blah, blah, blah...

Nope, it's good old-fashioned manual labor around the home.

Who'd have guessed?