If I came to your house for Halloween, what would I get?

[HairOfTheDog]

Women are so easy. No challenge to it at all. Christ I'm gonna need more fishing poles.

I got gingercrotch, drunken ex-promqueen AND hotdog fighting over one hook.

Last minute bills weren't mine, I was helping somebody out of a jam and cut myself short. Giving greedy little snotnoses candy ain't really a priority. Fuck em.

PS the best way to tell if you hit a nerve with superficial women is how fast they line up to tell you how wrong you are.

"I did it on purpose and everyone's reacting exactly as I wanted them to; I own them". Good choice, Donovan - always believable.

If you continue to straight-up knock me out with your blistering insults about female superficiality, I'm going to need to whip up a big batch of eggnog right away. I've heard it will help to cushion the blow when I land flat on my ass again. Badass!