the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[ramseycat]

I'm sitting on the plane waiting to depart...doped up.

May the force be with you. For the most part, it's been wonderful knowing you, I've had a lot of laughs. It's been fun, User. I never told you this before now, I don't know why, but I will now, I think you have beautiful eyes.

Hahaha, we made it! There was some turbulence that made me think my stomach was going to explode out my mouth for a minute but other than that...all okay.

The fattie ass next to me on the other hand... FFS, his elbow was in my seat, I couldn't lower my tray table because his fat leg was in the way and he snored to boot. I had about a half a seat the entire flight. Fucker!

Just think, he is probably staying in the room next to yours and you will get to see him in all his glory in his Speedo at the beach and the pool!