The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[ramseycat]

My husband is...




Last night, our remaining guinea pig was making an unhappy squeal with no apparent cause. I told the kids that Rambo was probably dying and they might want to say their goodbyes. I gave him a little pat myself and then went to bed fully expecting to find him dead this morning.


Later, my husband squeezed the little fucker and out popped, ummm, some impactedness. He's fine now.

The guinea pig whisperer...

hahahaaa I thought you were going to say he squeezed him to death. How DID he know to squeeze him?