The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[JsMom]

That's because I have NEVER been in jail and I've only had one ticket my whole life (which was thrown out).

Yeah, but you fuck black men. It's not a law anymore, at least not on the books, but I think most parents would prefer their child shoplifted or ran stop signs.

I'll pay a traffic ticket but I won't drop off some Church's chicken...

I know Lent us 40 days. How many do we have left? I'm too retarded to figure it out.

Did you give up your job for Lent?

Ummm....I do not fuck black "men".