HOLIDAY WEEKEND

[Donovan]

She would not let me because we discussed it and she made me see sense that it was not a practical purchase.

So where was she on the Blackberry fiasco? Watching Downton Abbey? Dropped the fucking ball on that one, didn't she?

Here's how "equal partners" works: a fancy-pretty but useless item like a diamond ring= splurge. A tool to make your life infinitely easier=necessity. If she actually mows the lawn half the time, she gets a say. Otherwise tell her to shut the fuck up until it's time to buy pots and pans or a love seat or something. As long as the yard is your job it should be your call.

Unless testicles were one of those things she convinced you weren't necessary...