The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[sally]

Well that sucks Sally. Look out the plane window and start screaming, "there's a man on the wing.....THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING!!!" That should liven things up.

I almost started doing that on the flight home. While my husband slept and snored the whole way, I was a nervous wreck with sweat pouring off of me while sandwiched between him and another fat guy with the baby sleeping in my arms and hyperventilating into a paper bag. I didn't know if I was gonna puke, shit myself or pass out.

Note to self... do not mix large quantities of beer, Monster energy drinks and coffee before going on a flight.