NFL 2013 SEASON

[Cynical Ninja]

It's called persistence, my brunette beauty.

Let me tell you a little story about persistence.

Let's go to the 'way-back machine' once again.

This time, it's April of 1991. I'm on temporary duty in San Jose, Costa Rica, filming the U.S. Army as they're airlifting food and supplies to mountain villages around the capitol due to an earthquake that had hit.

I'm at a downtown hotel with about 15 other military members. First night there, we find a nice little club to hang out in. There's a waitress that's a real stunner. Beautiful latina. Fortunately, I spoke some Espanol, and that helped me.

First night, I'm basically asking if she'll come back to my hotel room. No. 2^nd night, No. 3^rd night... you get the picture.

Last night rolls around, and she comes up to me, and tells me what time she's done, and essentially it's my lucky night.

That, my lass, is why I'll continue to haunt (take that any way you'd like) your dreams until the day you eventually give in.

And then you woke up in a puddle of urine in an alleyway bleeding from your anus....again!