08-10-2013, 11:25 AM
I look to breastfeeding with the following two thoughts:
1) There is never a bad time for public titties. Ever. I am totally in favor of any law, statute or civil rights movement that allows for the public display of titties.
2) That said, one must assume that any woman who insists on whipping out aforementioned tittie in the food court, playground, etc is essentially demanding the right to put her tittie on display for public viewing and therefore has no right to be offended when I pull up a chair and commence staring. Sorry ladies. Men liking titties is a basic fact of the universe, and while we struggle mightily to look you in the eye in those low cut sundresses, pushup bras and tight little spandex boulder holders, we do have limits. Whip it out at your own peril, because I'm gonna watch.
1) There is never a bad time for public titties. Ever. I am totally in favor of any law, statute or civil rights movement that allows for the public display of titties.
2) That said, one must assume that any woman who insists on whipping out aforementioned tittie in the food court, playground, etc is essentially demanding the right to put her tittie on display for public viewing and therefore has no right to be offended when I pull up a chair and commence staring. Sorry ladies. Men liking titties is a basic fact of the universe, and while we struggle mightily to look you in the eye in those low cut sundresses, pushup bras and tight little spandex boulder holders, we do have limits. Whip it out at your own peril, because I'm gonna watch.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.