The 2013 Trivial, Boring Drivel Thread....

[Midwest Spy]

It's funny reading about old, fat people working out.

You think THAT'S funny...

I know this middle-aged married dude with a couple of really cute kids; I'm begrudgingly kinda fond of the fool.

Anyway, this breast-obsessed fool imagines young nubile exchange students and hard-bodied gym babes (specifically the brown-eyed ones) devouring his irresistible white-bread self with their eyes, at all turns.

It's his hypnotic blue eyes that reels 'em in and melts the chicks in their tracks; that's what he says.

^^ Is there enough material there to start a mini-series? Kinda like The Thorn Birds, but with a much less-interesting twist?

Maybe you could churn out a script for a pilot and we'll go from there?