10-18-2013, 04:30 PM
(10-18-2013, 01:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:(10-18-2013, 11:28 AM)FAHQTOO Wrote: Farts and poop...two of your favorite topics.
I would just die if I ever farted even in the vicinity of a man let alone if he was right there in my bed. Fucking die. I would be mortified.
Farts & poop are like breastfeeding. I know it goes on, I don't want to see it, hear it or know about it in any fashion. Keep that shit to
yourself.
Hahaha...I don't think I've ever farted around a man except for once when I was about nine months pregnant. It was just a little sqweeker that slipped out, in front of my dad and ex husband.
I blamed it on the dog, even though he wasn't in the room.