11-25-2013, 05:33 PM
(11-22-2013, 09:50 PM)sally Wrote: MS is like a pig in a blanket.
He thinks he's the life of the party and all women's eyes are on him. He often ends up a leftover along with the jello mold.
He's good dipped in mustard and the kids seem to like him anyway.
I got your pig in a blanket baby.
Sally's kinda like Listerine.
You know you need to wash your mouth out with it, even though it's gonna be hell.
I think her attitude toward sex would be the same:
Me: Sally, I really want to bone you tonight.
Sally: For fucks sake, alright, but just get it over with quickly, will ya?
Sally's like a swig of Listerine.