12-06-2013, 03:01 PM
(11-22-2013, 03:39 PM)sally Wrote: User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.
She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.
(11-22-2013, 03:53 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(11-22-2013, 03:39 PM)sally Wrote: User is like beef jerky. Lean, tough and hung out to dry.
She can be spicy or sweet and is especially popular with cowboys and Indians. She can often be found for sale on the side of the road.
You've got a knack for food personification.
Your's is better, but I was thinking User is like sour kraut.
She's thin, packs a mean bite, and is frequently found slopped over a weiner.
I really need to get back to spending more time on the forum. Thanks for the morning *spits coffee* laugh.
Commando Cunt Queen