And the number 1 reason to NOT fall asleep in public is..

[Duchess]

I would be laughing my ass off. Are you kiddin' me. I'd send the link to anyone who hadn't seen it yet. Not kidding. I once slipped in heels going into a black tie event and landed on my ass in a puddle of rain/ice mix, that's why I slipped. He thought I was crying because I sat there with my head buried in my arms. I was laughing the silent laugh, no air to breathe. It was funny to me and the perfect excuse to get out of a dull evening. I don't take myself seriously, MS. It's life, you don't get a do over.