Was there life on Mars at some point in the past?

[HairOfTheDog]

Worse than that....Gwyneth Paltrow is heading towards my neck of the woods. I hope I don't have to say to the organisers of this event "I told you so".

Way worse -- that martian has obvious redeeming qualities and a sincere expression. Paltrow.......not so much.

However, I would totally attend the local Paltrow pow-wow if I were you, aussie (so long as you could get Martha Stewart to crash it).

Martha's a cut-throat bitch. For some reason, I like her though. She's always had age-appropriate style (the orange jumpsuit phase being the sole exception).