Whats wrong with "straight pride"

[sally]

you REALLY think I was serious when I said "we need more morality...blah..blah...it is worse than I thought. I think u have to be somewhat intelligent to "get" dry humor or sarcasm.

Oh we get it alright, it's just that you're not very good at it. Not as bad as Ramsey, but close.

You're both terrible at pulling off sarcasm. Everyone thinks you're mildly retarded when you try it.