Have you ever faked it?

[Mohammed]

"Damn it this masturbation is taking forever, I'm just going to pretend to finish and call it a day".

Yeah, that's not weird at all.

See, she gets me. Every single time!

Yes, it is a sad state of depression and forget about the light, I don't even see a fucking tunnel! Am not sure if I can keep this up any longer so, I mean I'm doing all the faces and sounds, but I think I'm slowly catching up.

It's really hard to fuck with yourself you know!