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[HairOfTheDog]

California Hoser

It was warm here last night.

So, Robert Lopez was just chugging bottled beers, getting his buzz on, watering his lawn buck naked, and basically minding his own damned business. But, no, his meddling neighbors just had to call the Fresno police to report his ass.

The cops arrived and told him to put some clothes on. Foolishly, Robert declined and instead threw a beer bottle, threatened to get a gun, grabbed a small knife... No one was hurt, and the naked hoser was arrested on the scene.


^ Arrest photo ( http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/robe..._ref=crime )

Rumor has it that BigRob called his cousin BigMark to come post his bail, but Biggie don't play that.

Lopez is facing felony charges of assault with a deadly weapon on a peace officer, resisting arrest, and a misdemeanor for indecent exposure.