09-28-2019, 02:20 PM
Well..........first you grab one of the kids and give them a big bucket, then you go to the grape vine and snip a bunch of grapes and put them in as he followers you around looking for the best ones. Then you take them in and grab the other kid and set her up with 3 buckets and she separates the stems and tosses the bad ones into one bucket and the good ones into another. You take the good ones and have the first kid wash them off and put them into another bucket. Then you get the wife to take off her shoes and socks........... 
no you don't do that!. You mash them up into a pulp then put a white new wet handkerchief over another big bucket secure the handkerchief over the bucket with elastice and let the pulp drain over night.
The next day you boil the juice for about 10 min add the pectin,sugar a little lemon juice and boil again for 5 min take it off the heat and pull out the sterilized jars fill them up till 1/4" put the caps on then put them into boiling water (cover them a few inches above the caps and do that for 15 min, take them off let them sit in the water 5 min then take them out and let them cool,
I do 3 batches like that and get about 24 pints out of it. Later put aa bow or some other faggy thing around them and give them out saying "eat my fucking jelly bitch"
no you don't do that!. You mash them up into a pulp then put a white new wet handkerchief over another big bucket secure the handkerchief over the bucket with elastice and let the pulp drain over night.The next day you boil the juice for about 10 min add the pectin,sugar a little lemon juice and boil again for 5 min take it off the heat and pull out the sterilized jars fill them up till 1/4" put the caps on then put them into boiling water (cover them a few inches above the caps and do that for 15 min, take them off let them sit in the water 5 min then take them out and let them cool,
I do 3 batches like that and get about 24 pints out of it. Later put aa bow or some other faggy thing around them and give them out saying "eat my fucking jelly bitch"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.