I just spent the last two days in.....

[Maggot]

Maple syrup is like 9 bucks a bottle here, and the bottle contains enough syrup to cover about four pancakes. I'm done caring about going green and being healthy and all that shit, I'm going back to Aunt Jemima.

WTF is wrong with you?.....use pine pitch then.::aww::

Are you telling me to extract sap from my pine trees ::dunno::.

My uncle made that crap. Pine gum.......nasty shit but you get used to it. Mixed with teaberry leaf it aint half bad.........it's the other half that sucks!::bvomit::Yuch!