The Brits show the way.

[Clang McFly]

 Oh, Tiki, i have a question, its about the male anatomy.    

Of course you do, my little Brown Dirt Cowboy!  

But we've already covered this topic.  Admittedly, not in great length, as was appropriate, due to your ***ahem* ** "masculine" stature and size.

I'm curious . . . did you put the kettle on and brew a nice pot of LGB - Tea . . . before you attempted your train station and Brokeback Mountain, Geordie gibberish?

Darling, my stalwart position is: "Not in the ass."  But, hey . . . it's your  head AND your ass . . . keep putting it where you fancy!

Now, skip back to the "emotional room" . . . spin-up some Michael Jackson and fantasize about that "Smooth Criminal" rothschild!