Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating

[Clang McFly]

Has enough time passed Clingo?  Hows it going?  There was an article in a paper about how women appreciate men getting to the point and asking for sex.

Have you sidled up to some tart and said something like " you could be pregnant in the next 10 minutes, no, make that 90 seconds.".

Or, for fuck sake your fit, lie down  and ill take your knickers off with my teeth.

Or, i want you heels over my shoulders.

Get with it mate, fucking shag summat.

Chill them horny hormones, dude. It was one buffet and axe throwing and it felt kind of rushed. Didn't have much time to socialize at all. I do better one on one socializing than in a group anyway. This weekend is Kegs and Eggs and  bowling. I shall try to chat up the women more, one on one.