Britain is stupider.

[BlueTiki]

Just caught up with this tiki, colonial.  I have a vacancy for someone who can clean, you could apply, but wait.....

Poor, Piggy!  Living in a post-Brexit pigsty-hovel and unable to maintain its cleanliness himself!  All of that cheap and exploited labor being forced to return to their respective countries.  And now . . . you're unable to perform life's simple tasks for yourself.  

Here's a few tips that could make your chores manageable: "I will mop before I Mock".  "Clean and press before I post my mess."  "Attend to the hovel rubbish before posting my Mock rubbish."

If cleaning tools seem complicated or their proper use is beyond your current skillset,  I'm confident there is a YouTube video detailing their proper use and technique.

If not, there's always that Mary Poppins clip, where she teaches children how to tidy their room.

Now, get to work, Piggles!  Your pigsty reeks of both malodorous garbage and personal shame.

As do your posts.

Ta, darling!