What is everybody doing today?

[sally]

I have a Japanese girlfriend named Asuka. She works in sports entertainment.

My little one got messed up with a Japanese person. Be careful Clang, sounds like a minefield mind fuck.

I worked doing volunteer work where this Japanese woman was a calculating manipulative bitch. She looked me up and down when no one was there, and was a monster to me. Exactly like the episode of Sex and the City that it happened to Samantha when her boyfriend had an Asian maid, in the end the boyfriend believed the maid over Samantha. That happened to me. Yoko Ono caused me untold grief and sabotaged me working there. I think she was jealous of me, I was going dressed nicely she didn't like it. She ruled the roost there and the men swooned around the manipulative cow. I think about WW2, in the early 80s she wouldn't have gotten away with it. Many of those Aussies that served and got mistreated by them, knew what they were like.

Careful Clang.

TL;DR..

Can you give the smarter of us a bullet point version at the bottom? It will save people feeling dumber for reading all that bullshit