TAMIR RICE, 12 -- KILLED BY CLEVELAND POLICE

[HairOfTheDog]

Have you done the ice bucket challenge? Because I'd love to help you with that.

I have not.

But, I saw the version of the ice bucket challenge that those Cleveland teens pulled on their autistic classmate.

There is no doubt in my mind that you are more devious than those little assholes and could come up with an even shittier version of the challenge to pull on an able-minded colleague.

I will write a check to the ALS foundation and skip your challenge, mister.