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Tallulah Bankhead.
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As i am here, on Mock, i assume you dont know who she is.  Bankhead is an American actress well known for a bohemian lifestyle.    One of the many stories about her is that she needed an emergency operation to save her life, because she had terminal venereal disease.

After a successful op, she said to one of the doctors," dont think this has taught me a lesson".  On arriving on set at the start of a new film, she boldly  boomed, " where are all the men?  She had been  celibate six months.    Thats not all.  If it breathed she had sex with it, including  obviously women.   

So whats this got to do with anything?.   Well, i see Mirah  on that path. Even the ugly club would stand a chance in a drought, and that includes Chang. I would like to hazard a guess that Chang has played american football, to much of it with his helmet off.

Class of course is reserved for the English, the thought of Mirah and Chang locked in a physical embrace would call up most stomach contents.  And thats on changs dress sense alone.  On conclusion of a coupling, how quickly would a fungus grow, within minutes a green slime would be climbing the walls.

There would be no tea and biscuits after, but a grunt, dressing, and a swift exit.   

Mirah, you will have to do all the work, push aside your rolls of fat, and lived in face, think of chang too.  And chang, at least give some sort of sign of life, like a thumbs up if you get there.
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Tallulah Bankhead. - by Piglet - 07-17-2022, 06:47 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Maggot - 07-17-2022, 07:58 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by BigMark - 07-17-2022, 08:22 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Piglet - 07-17-2022, 08:49 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Maggot - 07-17-2022, 09:27 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Clang McFly - 07-17-2022, 10:19 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-17-2022, 11:47 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 04:40 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-18-2022, 06:06 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 06:25 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-18-2022, 07:18 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 09:10 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-18-2022, 10:10 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Maggot - 07-17-2022, 01:56 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Piglet - 07-18-2022, 07:37 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Clang McFly - 07-18-2022, 12:39 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Duchess - 07-18-2022, 09:46 AM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by cannongal - 07-18-2022, 01:40 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 05:10 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 05:29 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Duchess - 07-18-2022, 06:03 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-18-2022, 06:14 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Clang McFly - 07-18-2022, 07:35 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by Duchess - 07-18-2022, 06:21 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by rothschild - 07-18-2022, 07:21 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 08:30 PM
RE: Tallulah Bankhead. - by sally - 07-18-2022, 10:23 PM