12-11-2022, 09:14 AM
The pantomime season is here, and theatres across britain will be sold out. Panto involves fairy tales with humour, in jokes, irony, and pathos. And men dressing up as women. It has almost completely escaped the woke shit.
Foreigners, i mean you wont get it, there are jokes and knockabout for the kids and in jokes for adults. Everyone dresses up in a bizarre fashion. The best, and constant joke is that the bad bloke is behind the hero. The audience, and especially the kids scream out HES BEHIND YOU. But the hero never turns around.
Changs mission in life would be panto, playing Snow White. He could play Beauty and the beast, with the Duchess as the beast. In fact he could play any female part. Rothschild could be all of the seven Dwarfs. Ohhh, cant mention dwarfs, its body shaming. Mark would be perfect as Dick Whittington, or the pirate in Peter Pan.
Blowing up a rubber glove half way through would be perfect.
As for me, id play the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Giant indeed. You yankees dont get irony.
Biden and Harris would be the sisters in Sleeping beauty. Perfect.
Foreigners, i mean you wont get it, there are jokes and knockabout for the kids and in jokes for adults. Everyone dresses up in a bizarre fashion. The best, and constant joke is that the bad bloke is behind the hero. The audience, and especially the kids scream out HES BEHIND YOU. But the hero never turns around.
Changs mission in life would be panto, playing Snow White. He could play Beauty and the beast, with the Duchess as the beast. In fact he could play any female part. Rothschild could be all of the seven Dwarfs. Ohhh, cant mention dwarfs, its body shaming. Mark would be perfect as Dick Whittington, or the pirate in Peter Pan.
Blowing up a rubber glove half way through would be perfect.
As for me, id play the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk. Giant indeed. You yankees dont get irony.
Biden and Harris would be the sisters in Sleeping beauty. Perfect.