When did you get your balls?

[Clang McFly]

If you are a guy? I mean at what age did you know that you could do whatever the fuck you wanted?

I remember this chick telling me one time I needed a pair of balls. I mean, if only I had some, think of all the things I could have done.

As a woman have you ever been told that? 

Obviously I say this all in jest, don't take my post seriously, except I have balls today so I can do whatever I want.

42 years old. I'm late bloomer. I do what the fuck I want most of the time, but sometimes I'm too nice and let others dictate what I do.