Well, since nobody can think of nuthin NEW

[Tommy Tourette]

I'll post my fucking experience from last night.

I need fucking gas. I'm out shootin. I stop at the fucking gas station.
I buy gas. I think I'm gonna piss my fuckin pants while the pump is runnin.
I go inside for change and a piss.
The restroom has an OUT OF ORDER sign on the fuckin door.
I go to the counter an fuckin tell the fuckhead that I fuckin need a fuckin restroom fuckin NOW!
The fucker tells the other turd to UNLOCK THE FUCKIN RESTROOM!

Which is FUCKIN SPOTLESS! AND in perfect workin order.

Well, fellow mockers, Tommy writes letters.

Tommy probably wastes his fucking time, but Tommy writes fucking letters.

An I ....stressed... ACCESSIBILITY.....an....CUSTOMER SERVICE.....an ... LAZY EMPLOYEES ....an

hopefully

someone gets fuckin SACKED!

::bang::