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[HairOfTheDog]

Anyway, we won't let anybody try to snort you after you're gone, sally.

I'm not getting cremated. If they want to make jokes it looks like they'll have to dig me up and skull fuck me. I can just imagine all the heartfelt condolences now.

I don't even like to think of you dying. I'm getting mushy.

But, I don't think those heartless bastards would succeed in getting dead head from you after you're gone. That would involve virtually picking up shovels, working up a sweat, encountering worms and maggots...

After a couple of "ewww!"s ; they'd probably drop the shovels and go get a beer or something. Burial is definitely the safest way to go.