the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Cynical Ninja]

So I have one of those dog/kid gates blocking off our master bathroom from my 2 year old daughter's room. I'm sitting on the edge of the Jacuzzi tub in front of the mirror putting on my eyeliner and my husband comes in and steps over the gate and trips over it. It was the most ridiculous fall I've ever seen in my life. It was kinda in slow motion and he just laid there flat on his face, I almost started to laugh. I said what the fuck are you doing and he got up and kicked the gate as hard as he could and my bare foot happened to be in the way and he broke my fucking toe.

It's really broken, it's so black it looks like it's going to rot off. We're one hell of a love couple, I tell ya. I think I'd rather have Aussie's love life.

Well if you marry fat oafish euro trash what do you expect Sal?

Never understood getting angry with inaminate objects, pointless.