the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

I fucking hate GA. Big mistake. My mother was right.

You can't say that now! You turned your whole life upside down to move there. This is awful to read. It's because of the Jews, isn't it?

Oh God I need to stop worrying about you people -

Sally's trying to quit smoking & her husband broke her toe.
Clang still doesn't have a job & is considering the priesthood.
Mo is stressed to the max & wants to shoot somebody.
Ramsey is being harassed by a crazy Jew bitch & hates her new location.
Aussie is being mindfucked and has to work with at least one cunt.
User has created Great Adventure in her backyard & every 13 yr. in a 5 square radius spends their day at her house performing death defying stunts.
OP continues to shazzam in his underpants & his wife is in danger of finding out.

There's way more but I need coffee with artificial sweeteners that is slowly killing me.