the 2014 trivial drivel thread

[Cynical Ninja]

Heh...if we're the arsehole of the world, you're the haemorrhoids..

You wish fucknut.

Outside the towns and cities of GREAT Britain? Lush woods, green valleys, bubbling brooks, rolling hills, winding rivers, white gleaming cliffs, golden beaches, verdant countryside a green and pleasant land.

Outside of Australian towns and cities? Poisonous wasteland suited only to natures deadliest animals.

Fact.