05-27-2014, 11:56 AM
(05-26-2014, 10:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(05-26-2014, 09:37 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm sure I am much more attractive to the opposite sex when I am wasted. I'm sure of it I tell ya.
I'm sure of it, too.
I mean, what man wouldn't melt when being told that he's a cuntface who looks like a very ugly woman -- in the process of you offering to have his genitalia removed -- just before you throw up on his shoes and black out?
I don't think I'm any more attractive to men when I'm wasted -- I just wanna sing and dance and avoid all things serious for a while when I party. Shallow fun.
Just thinking about this shit makes me nauseous.