02-04-2014, 04:03 AM
(02-03-2014, 09:46 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Lord lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from evil, for thine is the Kingdom and the power and the glory. Forever and ever. Amen.
Moving sentiments.
Personally when faced with temptation I like to invoke the spirit of He-man and the Masters of the Universe by quoting these profound words “by the power of Greyskull! I have the power!”
I like it when people try and suggest their religious beliefs are profound and complex it makes my laugh because in reality religious beliefs could not be more childlike or simplistic.
“Santa Claus?, the Easter Bunny? The Tooth Fairy? Don't be ridiculous! Now bow your head and pray to a Jewish zombie who probably never existed!”
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.