Greedy motherfuckers

[aussiefriend]

I'm not saying I could wow the pants of you on the first date, Loose, but I could make you think, make you laugh and make you do all the talking so it was time to get home before your carriage turned into a pumpkin before you knew it. You'd be intrigued..

5 minutes with me Crash, and I would have you flat on your back and beaten into submission.

[crash]

If only I got a blowjob for every time I heard that befo.. Wait, oh, nevermind..

Yes, yes, of course you will..