04-10-2015, 12:30 PM
Cancer doesn't tend to only attack certain color kids. Or stage things so that it looks like the kid was smoking and therefore deserved cancer. Or lie and say it wasn't cancer at all but an unfortunate end to a physical confrontation where the kid attacked cancer and cancer felt threatened. Or accidentally give the wrong kid cancer because he happens to look like a different kid who cancer says really does deserve cancer because he was bad. Or violently break into houses, apartments and cars where kids are minding their own business in order to give them cancer.
I could go on.
I could go on.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.