THE NEXT TIME I CALL YOU OBTUSE

[Clang McFly]

Unless I use Rogaine or some other hair treatment, its literally going to take years to naturally grow hair long enough for a comb over or to Aussie style it.

Well, if you're not up for a long-term goal like that and don't want to invest in plugs, you'll still be a-okay with women like Duchess, sally, and I.

However, that takes the pussy-grabbing options all the way off the table (not that I think you'd ever do something like that anyway).

If you really want longer natural locks stat, I'd recommend the quick-acting hair growth pills -- only the side-effects can be rather off-putting.

Looks like he tried gluing pubes to his face. No thank you.