I fall hard and fast

[MirahM]

Well this thread was not what I expected.
It seemed to get a little heated and then there were people calling out this terrible behaviour. Come on, surely mockery is still okay?
Anyhow as the conversation as wandered on and away...I used to have a girlfriend who said she would do anything once. As it happens that was a guideline rather than a rule because we we definitely went back for seconds and thirds. She was great in bed and we gelled very well sexually. But like most relationships it is the other stuff I do not do so well in.
I am not doing a poor me thing just making an observation.

I am meeting someone for coffee tomorrow that I am sure they have no idea how much I like them. I am bound to fuck it up at some point.

In case Sally is curiuos, it is a guy. So I guess I can be smarter now. Is that before or after his dick is inside me?

Just kidding about that last part. But it really is a guy and I am really nervous. He is really fun and smart, and a little old fashioned, which I like. But I think he has some tricks up his sleeve. So do I. 

He already asked me if I had any padlocks. Was he just testing out my level of freak?