08-03-2018, 01:52 PM
*Donovan the Smoldering Encyclopedia Salesman looks at HotD with eyes that start fires inside her ladyparts.*
"Now how did you want to pay for these books, ma'am? Cash? Check? Or...Lay. I mean, Layaway?"
Her voice trembled like BigMark at a Mike Pence Cure-a-Fag Pray-meeting. "I don't have any money, this is Frisco and rent is 8 million dollars." She let one hand trace over her bronzed coccyx and blew peanut butter steam into the air. Chunky, not smooth. "Perhaps we could...make a trade?"
Bow Chicka Bow Wow, said the neighbor's dog who thought he was a chicken.
"Now how did you want to pay for these books, ma'am? Cash? Check? Or...Lay. I mean, Layaway?"
Her voice trembled like BigMark at a Mike Pence Cure-a-Fag Pray-meeting. "I don't have any money, this is Frisco and rent is 8 million dollars." She let one hand trace over her bronzed coccyx and blew peanut butter steam into the air. Chunky, not smooth. "Perhaps we could...make a trade?"
Bow Chicka Bow Wow, said the neighbor's dog who thought he was a chicken.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.