12-12-2018, 02:22 PM
You can keep sweet-talking Santa all you want Mags.
But, he's reportedly an analytical old bastard who will likely only make decisions based on how the data in 'Maggot's nice column' weighs against the data in 'Maggot's naughty column'.
However, there are loopholes for naughty people --- go all out on the cookies; make them 'special' so he can relax a little and maybe he'll toss a couple of less grateful people's gifts under your tree.
I feel for the bearded old chimney-shimmier. It's gotta be a pain in the ass when people only reach out to you once a year and only because they want something.
Anyway, an empty stocking is all I want for Christmas. I'm tossing out stuff left and right before the move and don't want to accumulate anything more than I really need.
But, he's reportedly an analytical old bastard who will likely only make decisions based on how the data in 'Maggot's nice column' weighs against the data in 'Maggot's naughty column'.
However, there are loopholes for naughty people --- go all out on the cookies; make them 'special' so he can relax a little and maybe he'll toss a couple of less grateful people's gifts under your tree.
I feel for the bearded old chimney-shimmier. It's gotta be a pain in the ass when people only reach out to you once a year and only because they want something.
Anyway, an empty stocking is all I want for Christmas. I'm tossing out stuff left and right before the move and don't want to accumulate anything more than I really need.