twalet observation

[Carsman]

Will it flush down the yellow pages? One time my husband became irate because there was no toilet paper so I handed him the phone book.  Oh course it clogged up the toilet and I was the one who had to plunge it. I don't know wtf he was mad about.

Aussie got this going again.

Anyway, when I was a kid, unsolicited, "Sears" used to send around a 500 page catalog for free to many households.
And the times when toilet paper ran out, some of the pages were crumpled up and used.