What is everybody doing today?

[aussiefriend]

I know plenty of ladies on Facebook and in real life with worse toilet humor than me.

I didn't say you couldn't do toilet humor if you were a woman Clang, but if you want to have a consensual alien cosmic experience with a member of the opposite sex, you have to can the toilet humor.

Those women on Facebook aren't asking you dock onboard their mothership to do experiments on you. You have been friendzoned.
Think of the toilet humor as your own secret MAGA that you have to push underground otherwise you won't get the cookie. Women like their men to be gentlemen and respect them.