Breaking news @ 11pm -Osama Bin Laden dead

[Cynical Ninja]

Are you sure he was the one who planned it?

Not that he was a nice guy or might not have cut somebody's head off or some such, but ...

http://www.historycommons.org/context.js...samadenial

And this

UMMAT: You have been accused of involvement in the attacks in New York and Washington. What do you want to say about this? If you are not involved, who might be?

USAMA BIN LADEN: In the name of Allah (God), the most beneficent, the most merciful. Praise be to Allah, Who is the creator of the whole universe and Who made the Earth as an abode for peace, for the whole humankind. Allah is the Sustainer, who sent Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) for our guidance. I am thankful to the Ummat Group of Publications, which gave me the opportunity to convey my viewpoint to the people, particularly the valiant and momin (true Muslim) people of Pakistan who refused to believe the lies of the demon (Pakistani military dictator General Pervez Musharraf).

I have already said that I am not involved in the 11 September attacks in the United States.

http://911review.com/articles/usamah/khilafah.html

Yeah I'll take the word of a murdering terrorist shitbag over the word of the president of the United States any day as well.

Did Bin Laden cross his heart and hope to die?

You fucking moronic bitch.